do you know what was a good idea? not last night

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

what is worse than a guy pissed?

justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left his fence open and the chicken happened to cross a road.

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

You were born.

European on my shoes, buddy.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

What is the best joke ever? 1D

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