- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

"Everyone be very quite. Dont say a word or well get eaten by the big, fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "A word or well get eaten by the big fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "Look how clever Charles is now were all screwed."

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