- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

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Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

What's your guys names?

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

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