- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

class is canceled. My professor died.

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

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