Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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