- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

I'm rick james bitch

Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

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