roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

I'm not sure if you share videos, but this is a great anti-joke vid. Thank you for the consideration. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHydNGR9rrg

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

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YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

white or wheat? wheat please.

What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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