- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

dyslexic's Untie

Velcro. What a rip off.

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

Ben Affleck

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

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