- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a blind man walks into a wall

Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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