- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

knock knock come in

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

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