Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

What black and has children A black man

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

I walk into a bar...

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

wanna hear a joke womens rights

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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