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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

I work at jcpenny

Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

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