- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

Terry has ebola

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

A baby seal walks into a club.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

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