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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

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