Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

hashtags suck balls

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Justin Bieber

Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

so...um, yeah

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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