why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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women's rights.

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What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

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Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

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whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

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Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

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What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

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There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

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Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

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Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

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What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

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