- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

Wait! hundred billions!

oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

What do vampires cross the sea in?

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

whats white and sticky? a white stick

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

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