- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

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