- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

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