- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

What do you get when lettuce and oranges come together? I dont know, thats why I asked you.

Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

okay so theres this guy.

my wife came out of the kitchen....

Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

Justin Bieber

Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? Spray paint it blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun

whats black and has 3 legs? a spider with 5 missing legs.duh.

WILLY

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