A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

Pickles are moist.

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

If the 49ers won the superbowl

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Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

why do mexicans get made fun of

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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