Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

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Why did the old man get wet even though he was using an umbrella? Because it didn't save from falling off the bridge.

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Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

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What's Worse Than World War I 2 World War I's

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"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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Your mother is so fat, she struggles to control her weight even with dieting. Obesity and heart disease runs is in her mother's side of the family; she and everyone close to her is very concerned.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

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Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

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What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

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A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

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your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

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A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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