Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

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What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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why do mexicans get made fun of

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Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

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What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

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If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

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your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

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How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

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When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

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-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

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I have read and agreed to the terms of service

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What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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