- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Steve buys 60 watermelons.. What does he have? A lot of watermelons.

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

What did the man say to his doctor?

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

Why did a black man put his hands on a white man? They were hugging.

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

a black guy walks into a black bar

What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

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