- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

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