- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

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