- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

Why can't february march Because april may

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

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