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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

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What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

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