Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

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Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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