why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

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Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

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how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

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What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

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What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

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Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

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Let them think that you are insane, vulnerable, and they wont bother leaking a lot of shit about you, this "shit info" will remain inaccurate and reveal weaknesses where there is none. I had to draw them away from you, but as soon as he began selling Intel regarding my missing eye, I figure our "not so friends in the unknown" would have eventually begun searching for "The one eyed man" among you. And had they not found one, they might just as likely made it seem as if there was one for the money. None of the thugs sent to attack me nor the "Nero decoys" where professionals, but those behind them sure are, considering that they paid these thugs more than what I make during a year. Gotta go pretty girl, hope we meet again in not so long. Moral: This is all a joke, get over it, Moral has left forever, mission complete.

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Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

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What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

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What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

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a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

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Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

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Read a Book.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This poem sucks. I like math!

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Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

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A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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