- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

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Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

Pianos.

Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

Bryson got a concussion...he died

I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

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