- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your worries you have aids!

josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

What's the difference between you and a bucket of shit? The bucket and the shit. You're a human being.

What do you call a red light A:soon to be green

why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

Why did Alice cross the road? Because she wasn't funny. At all. So the people on the other side of the road asked her to do so.

Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

y u no like me joke?

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

PENIS lol

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? She had no Arms or legs Knock knock Whos there? Not Sally XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

What did the red paint say to the blue paint? They said nothing. Paints don't talk and you need to see a doctor if you answered anything else.

Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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