- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

Poop

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

Poker face

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

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