- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

Ich bin nicht der Anführer

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

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