Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

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Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

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What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

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Hey

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Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

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Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

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Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

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chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

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What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

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Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

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Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

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what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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