- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

how do you call someone? use a phone

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

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