i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States*? *the contiguous United States

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

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