Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

Hold on, please hold on! I will explain, it is my name, but I don't know whats so wrong with it at all... Please give me five minutes, I need to use the bathroom, please don't go just yet, don't be mad at me, what have I done wrong now? I mean if you are gonna go to sleep or something please do not be upset with me.

Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

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