Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

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