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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

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My Nan, that is all.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

Next up, Sharpi and Ryan take their audition faliure very seriously in "columbine high school musical"

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

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