united we sit, cause we're fat

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

knock knock... ...no answer

A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

a black guy walks into a black bar

A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

call me maybe.

A baby seal walks into a club.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

I read the terms of service.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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