- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

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