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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

The cream, it is coming

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

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