Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

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Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

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