- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

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Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

women's rights, lol

What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

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