- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

I'm HIV positive.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

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