- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

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