Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding chickens cant talk and animal control was called

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The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

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Q. Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? A. yeah, that's a really big step, quitting smoking is tough

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Was in a coma, survived trough smoke and mirrors, and I had 3 separated sections of my order in order to test the efficiency of my words, united we are about 6.800.000 people. Excuse my anger below, I mean I was in a coma and ended up on some hard painkillers, and while I am still tapering down on a "totally medicinally safe" dosage of 20 mg valium its a bitch, even for a guy that enjoys a mild painkiller every now and then in order to focus. Excuse my excessive typing, its paincontrol vs the stress and all 64 side effects of valium. I am alive, and my followers know that, I do not mean to brag, but Neronism tends to end up fucked up when I am gone with people trying to live up to what only I can do apparently, so I decided it was time to mash the separate groups together... Btw, we live at point zero now, if you do not know where that is, I can inform you at later time. But be quick about it if you have more questions, we only chat on horsehead due the "discussed hours"

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There are two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other "dang, it's really hot in here." Realizing that muffins can not talk the other muffin wakes up to a very hungry man biting his face.

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

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Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

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What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

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How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

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why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

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Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

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What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

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What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

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knock knock!? . . No.

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Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

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A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

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DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

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Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

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