- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

Sex

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

Ask me if im a tree? No

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

A woman is carried out of a bar.

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

Knock knock It's open, come in

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

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