a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

the redsox

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

Me- hey hitler you lost soemthing. hitler- Vat? Me-world war two.

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

Hello penis

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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