- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

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What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

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if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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