- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

What did john say to bob Hey bob

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel on his crotch, and the bartender says, "What's that?" and the pirate says, "A deadly tumor."

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

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