- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

Your sex life.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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