An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

your mom is so stupid she has a low iq

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

Knock Knock No solicitors

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

girls basketball

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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