Me: did u here the one about the girl got hit by a car? Man: no what happened? Me: She is in the hosspital with slight fractures and a broken wrist, but she will live

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What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

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A forty-year-old man forces a young child to strip down and take a shower. The child screams and cries, but the man persists angily. He then carries the child into his bed. The child pleads, "Help! Mom, make him stop!" The mother yells back, "Just listen to him. He's your father and it's past your bedtime." This is a common night-time routine for parents with their first child

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What's red and has wheels? A red car

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A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel on his crotch, and the bartender says, "What's that?" and the pirate says, "A deadly tumor."

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Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

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What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

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How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

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How do you make your house smell bad? fart

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What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

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How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

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Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

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Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

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Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

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Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

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The holocaust

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Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

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