have you ever had african food? neither have they

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Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

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Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

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How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

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why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

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Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

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what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

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Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

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GAWS SI EKOJITNA

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whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

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why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

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What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

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Why was a woman crying in a corner of a room She was raped

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A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel on his crotch, and the bartender says, "What's that?" and the pirate says, "A deadly tumor."

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What's red and has wheels? A red car

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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A dyslexic man into bar walks a.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Thank you Nero, this might not sound apropiate at all, but I am in love with you and have always been, and just want you to know that what I love the most about you is your spirit, your kindness, and sincerely, how you make me feel safe, I think its that you are dead honest to the point where you insult people asking for your opinion, I never had to question what you really mean or want, you just say it out loud, I love you, I realize it must be strange hearing that from someone you see as a daughter, I remember my father too well to consider you one, but I guess I always considered you a hot big brother of sorts. You are 32 huh? You always knew did you not? Why that secret of all things? Ill be arriving as soon as those trained killers of yours show by, and man are they fast and loyal, only you could inspire that love. I know your name is Nero, but I would not mind calling you Axel or at least knight, that's what you have always been for me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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