Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

What is older than history?

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

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