- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

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