Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

white or wheat? wheat please.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

Penis

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

Nobody cares maddie!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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