So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

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what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

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Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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