- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

What's funnier than a dead baby? Almost everything. Infant mortality rates are incrediby high in many third world countries, and it is certainly no laughing matter.

Why can't the T-rex clap? Because it's extinct

What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

You know why the economy is so bad? Years of giving into corporations instead of local business. This moves the profits to the owner of the company instead of mom and pop who will be giving it back to the local community.

Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

Why does mexico not have an Olympic team? They do

A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

What's worse than getting raped by a bear? Getting raped by two bears.

what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

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