- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I once went to a chiropractor. She was so awful looking. You know those weird spiky fish with the lightbulb hanging off it's head? .....I saw one in a documentary once.

This blind man read my mind the other day. I swear, it's like he has a 5th sense!

Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

KILL WHITEY

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

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