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Roses are green violets are brown wait a minute..........my shoes untied

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Blonde: Hey, what does "Idk" mean? Blonde's friend: "I don't know" Blonde: Thank you for telling me, that has been bothering me for quite some time now.

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Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

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A young boy walks into a catholic church, he attends mass, and leaves.

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What's the best thing about 23 year olds? There's twenty of them.

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A guy decides to bring his new blonde girlfriend to a football game. After the game is over, he asks her if she liked the game. She replies: "Oh it was great, I loved watching those men in tight clothes, but there is one thing I don't understand." "What did you not understand?" And the blonde says: "Well, at the begginning of the game, both teams flipped a quarter to see who would kick off first. Then the rest of the game everybody was yelling get the quarter back, get the quarter back, get the quarter back. So I thought to myself, gosh it's just a quarter!"

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Why did the Mexican go to Taco Bell? Because he thought it was a real restaurant.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? That boy that dropped a perfectly good ice cream cone from a road accident involving a bus due to lack of road safety awareness Oh yeah, and I guess the fact that he probably died or was injured for life is pretty bad too

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

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What did the Asian say after he had a nightmare? Nothing his nightmare was actually reality and a dishwasher fell on him and killed him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a passing car.

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whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

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Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

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Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

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how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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