A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

wanna hear a joke? i dont

roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

hashtags suck balls

mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

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How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin My dick in your mouth.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

How long did it take Jeff, a middle-aged man with a lifelong speech-destroying lisp, to overcome his impediment? Less than ten minutes, as carbon monoxide is a colorless, odorless toxic gas that eliminates oxygen at a rapidly-acting rate inside of small areas such as the car Jeff locked himself inside.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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