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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

knock knock go away!!!

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

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