- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

My parents died!

Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

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