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why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

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Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

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q. What's the worst thing about your family a. There related to you

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What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

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One day an irishman walked into a bar. he started to show off his accent when a nicely dressed lady said to him, "are you from ireland?". "AYE" said the irshman. " what part of ireland are you from?" drunk, the irishman replied "uh downtown" then the woman said, " did you come here alone?" then he replied"no i didn't come here a'lone.....DONKEY!!!"

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What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

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why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

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What is the difference between Joe Paterno and Coach Sundusky? Nothing. They are both terrible human beings and should thoroughly punished for their actions/inactions and should serve time in prison.

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

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What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

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Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

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What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

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dat shoe shine tho

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The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

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What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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