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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

Indians

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

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