What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

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A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

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Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

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How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

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Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

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two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

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Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

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What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

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Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

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A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

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There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

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Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

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Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

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Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course," comes the reply. The first man then asks: "Where are you from?" "I'm from Ireland," replies the second man. The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland." "Of course," replies the second man. I'm curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?" "Dublin," comes the reply. "I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin." "Of course," replies the second man. Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?" "Saint Mary's," replies the second man, "I graduated in '62." "This is unbelievable!", the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!" About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender. "Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Kinly twins are drunk again."

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why did the boy die? because he got shot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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