- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

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