Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

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What do you call a man with no arms an no legs in the ocean? Bob What do you call the same man on your front porch? Matt What do you call the same man on your wall? Art

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My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

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A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

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You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

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Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

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In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

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What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

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whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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