- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

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A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

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