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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

Charlie Sheen

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

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