how did hitler lure the jews onto trains to concentration camps? he told them he hid a penny in one of the cars

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

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What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

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Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

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Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

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Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

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Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

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Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

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What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

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What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

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It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

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whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

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What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

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Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

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why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

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