- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

What is black and goes blub-blub? A black blub-blub. Good job. What is red and goes blub-blub? There is no such thing as a red blub-blub, you idiot.

Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

Q: What did the shark say while eating the surfer A: Nothing, his mouth was full, and besides....sharks cannot talk.

bangers and mash?

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

Knock Knock Who did that?

How many morman minutes does it take to get to school? A lightyear

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

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