what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

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What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

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what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

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Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

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Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

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Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

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Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

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What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

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I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

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Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

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Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

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Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

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Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

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Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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