- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man gets a new job working for his boss. The boss gives him more and more work and less pay. The man finely gets fed up, beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later speculated that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

Your mom is so fat, that last night after reading and edition of Cosmo, she skipped dinner and cried herself to sleep due to her inability to live up to such an unrealistic feminine stereotype.

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

why was the cat black it was a black cat

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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