Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

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A wife asks her husband to treat her like she's special. So he tells her, "Gooooooooooo... Maaaaaaaaaaaaake... Meeeeeeee.... Aaaaaa.... Saaaaaaaandwitch

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How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

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alert("Hello");

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Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

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Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

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Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

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How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

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Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

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the WNBA.

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Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

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My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

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What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

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Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

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Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

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Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

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What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

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Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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