- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

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What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

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