- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

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What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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