- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

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