- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

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What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

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