- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

boobs!

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

A woman is carried out of a bar.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

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