- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

Screw it you write the joke.

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

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