what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

Good job, son.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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