- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

The chickens have become self-aware!

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

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