What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

womens rights.

Anti Joke

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