What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

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9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

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Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

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Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

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Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

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Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

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What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

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Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

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Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

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Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

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Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

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What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

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What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

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What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

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What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

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What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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